[ongoing] yugioh birth chart invention time

[rhodochrosite]

recording my birth chart guesses for posterity... 

shun: aries sun / scorpio moon / aries mercury / pisces venus / scorpio mars /// scorpio asc. fucked up relationship to emotions and vulnerability + intense aggression and anger that flares up and burns out into a simmer + extreme control issues + strong personal moral code. you are such a disaster <3

serena: capricorn sun / libra moon / capricorn mercury / pisces venus / aries mars /// aries asc. inspires people to risk their lives for her within 3 seconds of meeting her. juggles beautiful but deeply personal idealism with blunt strategic consideration, impulsiveness, pride, risk-averse...ness. peregrineship same venus signs and both mars 1h T__T

reiji: leo sun / capricorn moon / leo mercury / virgo venus / leo mars /// aquarius asc. taoeproducts voice Crowned Head. his brand of idealism is broad and utilitarian... control issuez. virgo venus is so funny in this chart this is why hostageship is Like That. augdfhjkgdfjh the way hostageship is fucked up jmrn this bitch (me) has a type 

yuto: virgo sun / leo moon / virgo mercury / libra venus / scorpio mars /// capricorn asc. the doomed idealisms... YUTO YOU WERE TOO GOOD FOR THE WORLD. also i've decided scorp = official xyz placement

yuya: gemini sun / leo moon / taurus mercury / gemini venus / gemini mars /// sagittarius asc. literally a clown... gem stellium showmanship, entertainment duelling whatever... taurus merc for that classic yugioh protag stubborn streak. hang on isn't pendulumship basically nahyuck

yuzu: aries sun / libra moon 

i think bracelet girls cardinal sun / libra moon + yu4 mutable sun / leo moon is cute and fitting

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team 5dsatisfaction actually have canon birthdays so i'll use those for sun signs

yusei: cancer sun / pisces moon / leo mercury / virgo venus / taurus mars /// aquarius asc. selflessness to the point of self destruction... when he told aki to take out all her pain and anger on him bc he could bear it + ofc staying with kiryu... earth placements for stubborn streak + leo merc/aqua asc he is a yugioh protag after all

jack: capricorn sun / aries moon / capricorn mercury / pisces venus / taurus mars /// leo asc. earth dominant stubborn ass but with none of the reliability... also nerfed by that pisces venus lol. leo + cap energy for the whole king thing. aries moon dumb of ass. control issues max
 
crow: virgo sun / sagittarius moon / virgo mercury / cancer venus / taurus mars /// taurus asc. LOVELY!! independent, brash, stubborn, caring... voice of reason except for when he gets caught up in the competitiveness/intensity/whatever of the others

kiryu: scorpio sun / aquarius moon / scorpio mercury / libra venus / leo mars /// scorpio asc. magnetic fucker, visionary leader, very intense. leo mars exhibitionism... lmfao team satisfaction rising signs all square each other

aki: leo sun / scorpio moon / leo mercury / cancer venus / virgo mars /// cancer asc. cxk cold exterior warm interior effect... faithship sun conjunct venus TT also venus 1h loveliest

Comments

[kalachuchi]

1) KNIFEMOJY FINISH YUTOCHART *crying* please finish yutochart.

2) i can't believe reiji is now, canonically, virgo venus no wonder he's doomed to be an infuriating mansplainer in lieu of talking about his feelings.

3) crows chart i'm really going through it. for a birdman you are so grounded and beautiful and polyshippable

4) haha aki is cxk-aligned.. zzt as a duellist develops a brain and harnesses his expertise of himboism into the pursuit of science. what do you mean i just wanna see kun have at him with rose thorns

[rhodochrosite]

1. IM TRYING TO TURN MY BRAIN BACK ON I PROMISE.. what do U think yutos mars / asc should be... i vaguely rmbr pisces (or virgo?) sun/leo moon came from a conversation with u but im like trying to construct a Doomed Idealist chart. EDIT: I CHANGED MY MIND yuto virgo sun/leo moon
2. INFURIATING MANSPLAINER AKHFDGKKHDFGJKDFHKJ not a single human emotion in akaba reijis chart <3 at least thats sexy to kshun
3. crow is husbandcity... thats the earth sign husband kizuna needs (NOT jack useless bisexual with no adulting skills)
4. screammmmmm zzt physicist route huh!!! i too would love to see cxk use those rose tentacles on zzt :^)

[kalachuchi]

1) scorpio mars mayhaps?... was going to say earth asc but like taurus doesn't fit double virgo doesn't either and imagining sag asc makes me black out. Help

2) was it sexy to kshun organically or sexy now that kshun has been thru the akaba corp mental wringer. You Ever Just Think..

3) JACK YOU ARE STUPID AND USELESSLY INTENSE. and that is ok. continue as you are

4) cxk: this seems.. unhygienic / zzt: let's do it baby i know science

[rhodochrosite]

1. scorp mars tea... scorpio placements are the xyz hallmark i guess! ruri too... when i invent a personality for her via birth chart

2. LMFAOOO the goodbad content strikes again <3___<3 well reijis broken him in now, SO

3. jack fr the opposite of Earth Sign Husband... aries moon is dogs

4. kdjfgkdfjh zzt be like Imagine If Yusei Was A Dumbass... quadruple pisces ass lends himself too easily to yuseis brand of martyr complex actually :oo

[kalachuchi]

If Yusei Was A Dumbass.... yusei's cancer sun to zzt's pisces sun, ah here we go again. that said i think it really is especially viable like yusei in his spare time seriously has his airhead moments. nicely fits zzt in work-related settings and his leaderly mantle...

[rhodochrosite]

dfjkgdfjhj FR yeah yusei airhead... having a phd in physics or engineering or whatever does not save u from being a dumbass sometimes!!! ik he did not exactly get them willingly but i guess u could even think of his markers as the equiv of zzt mr nice98*(@#)#*()$()#*) oh man now im legit rotating it

[kalachuchi]

please!!!! fudou zhengting wilfully committing crimes for the aesthetic.......... this is kinda sexy conceptually actually. team satisfaction but more heavy on satisfaction from nihilistic purposes

[rhodochrosite]

dfkajgdfhkj zzt be like Officer arrest me ;) id love to get some SEXY GOLD FACE TATTOOS. omg who would u cast... fcc crow justin jack? or the other way around. . .

[kalachuchi]

hmmm. was kinda thinky:

yusei - zzt
jack - ...zeren? (so carly can be YANCHEN!)
crow - bwj
aki - cxk
ruka/rua - fcc/justin

[rhodochrosite]

OK THIS FUCKSSSSSSS yanchen carly makes me T________T also heh yuehua trio forbidden agendaisms