having fixed preferences has killed more people than all the volcanoes on earth combined

"AHHH DISGUSTING! UNBELIEVABLE! BANHISU SHIPPERS SHOULD DIE! DIE! DIE!!!!"

rt myself: Me when i turn into a malevolent grudge spirit hellbent on killing everyone who follows the incorrect t/b order for my ships

腐女子除霊師オサム is a cute and funny parody oneshot manga that briefly went viral on jtwitter a while ago about a couple of fujoshi exorcists who must battle the vengeful spirit of a fujoshi seeking to slaughter everyone who ships her otp in the opposite order to her. and unironically that is me. i am the fujoshis coming back from the dead as the manifestation of pure evil fuelled by my hatred for people who ship my ships in the wrong order. anyway this is an extremely ill-adjusted post about my very strict top/bottom preferences, i am sorry to my switch rights activist friends who i respect but that will never be me:

( 1800 i love stable societies )